I thought this was a gag web site when Judy Gombita forwarded the link, but apparently The Cubes action figures are available for purchase in all their empowered, disincentivized glory.
My favourite is the Sensitivity Consultant action figure.
If any of your action figures come without job titles, or if you want to motivate them by offering them a lateral transfer that will expand their skill set and increase their experience and employability, you can try the Job Title Genherator.
You can buy cubicles and action figures, plus Seattle-based Accoutrements offers a new Break Room and Copy Room. You can even add a Corporate Protester to your own miniature cube farm.
Good thing Judy pointed these out before Christmas…